Slump-a-dinka

I'm having a blogging slump. Can you tell? It's not that I haven't tried. I have. I have sat in front of Blogger, fingers poised over the keyboard, ready to type some momentous piece of mediocrity that will, no doubt, change all of your lives forever just for reading it. But it's not coming to me. And it's been too many days now of nothing for me to not address the issue. Bear with me. I'll be back soon with something to blow your minds. Or put you to sleep. Whichever.